RF: Sunny weather at last. We might not have mentioned it too much, but it didn’t half piss it down at times on the Friday. That’s weather for you in

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Unfortunately Mintzkov couldn’t. Why do bands from
DL: I couldn’t agree with you more. The Dodos were one of the great surprises of the festival. You could call them blues rock but that would be doing them a disservice because they are – now here’s a shock – doing something DIFFERENT than the bog standard 12 bar blues stuff that seventeen squillion other bands you really couldn’t care less about try to sell to you every year. They may have a shit name, but The Dodos are bloody ace. They treated us to a set of real tub thumping, heart pounding, tribal rhythms, expert picking and bottleneck guitar playing, some rather childish trombone playing and some slightly bonkers percussion. In fact, I think the percussionist spent half the gig asleep beneath his xylophone, so bonus points for that too.

RF: Now, we wouldn’t say The Heavy was the greatest band in the world, but we’ll say this for them. They can get a crowd going. The vibe continued in a late 60s vein; this time centred on the
Off to the tent for a change of scene; a solo gig from Gravenhurst’s leading light, Nick Talbot. From the ‘5’s revolution to Nick Drake/Bert Jansch ambulance chasers? Yup. There’s a mighty pastoral vibe emanating from this gauche, slightly grumpy kid. But never let it be said that Gravenhurst has nothing remarkable to offer. A finely textured web of guitar and effects meant that we sat entranced for the gig; Talbot’s renditions of Bluebeard and Nicole could have made you believe that the world had stopped.

DL: I thought this was wonderful. Ok, it wasn’t the most polished set and there were a few too many technical problems and grumpy mutterings to make things run smoothly, but every time he started to play and opened his mouth to sing, I was reminded how utterly wonderful life can be when you’re sitting in a tent listening to somebody play music.
RF: Coming out of the tent with rainbows in our eyes, we found ourselves not quite believing that
DL: I have to disagree with you a little there as I found this to be quite the opposite of Kate Nash’s set the night before. They started wonderfully, then went rapidly downhill, crashing into a brick wall at full speed with that Beach Boys cover. An accident they never really recovered from, unfortunately.
RF: Fink we must apologise to. Interviews meant we missed his set, but if it’s any consolation Fink, we heard you were great.
DL: Although we also heard you were terrible so I think we just need to give you another chance some day. At which point we promise to turn up and give you our full attention.
RF: On the main stage, Jamie Lidell began to lay down his white soul boy set. There’s an uneasy balance between Stevie Winwood and Jamiroquai inherent in his music; personally we’d push him towards Winwood’s beautiful vision than the silly-hatted one. And (yet more disconcertingly) Lidell’s striped pants didn’t half make him look like Hank Marvin dressed as a chef. Half way through, the soul boy stuff abruptly stopped and the deejaying part of his set started. Knobs were twiddled, the bass sound threatened to pulverise the sandy ground and Lidell started to show off his versatility. Or something. Personally we thought he’d wrecked his own vibe, which was floating around effectively enough, but he came back strongly by the end. It’s pop innit?

DL: Yes I do believe it is and I’ve decided that it’s just not my thing. A friend of mine described him as
RF: Alamo Race Track ran through their Beatles thing in a perfunctory manner. We’re sorry but we’ve always felt there’s something lacking with this lot, it’s all very well thought out and pleasant but we just didn’t feel moved by it… Ah, choices, choices! DJ St Paul or Iron & Wine? No contest. Sporting a beard that would have seen him anointed as an Assyrian king, Sam Beam laid down the most perfect set of the day (well, since Jumbo Jet of course). Beam’s thing is melodious country pop, tinged with the wide eyed vibe that makes Simon & Garfunkel records so bloody (if in my case mysteriously) enjoyable. At this point the team split up, some watched the band, spellbound, whilst others wandered through the grooving crowds who by this stage were lolling around in the grass, or picnicking in their own private Narnias amongst the trees. Iron and Wine’s music was truly the perfect soundtrack to this scene of Faerie.
DL: Spellbound is right. I may not be a very religious man but there were times during this set that I was simply in rapture. I had the sun beating down on me and yet I was covered in goose bumps. I’ve seen Iron and Wine before and I’d consider myself a big fan, but this was something else. There wasn’t much banter going on and the band looked like they were possibly going through the motions. A workman like performance, shall we say, but honestly, the music that came out of those speakers was heavenly. This seven piece band create magic together, they’re so tight and yet loose in their playing – although the magic part may well have come from the hairy shaman on percussion, it’s hard to tell. What I found wonderful about this set was how every single song was reworked. Some were melded together under a different tune, other tunes were deconstructed and put back together with expanded arrangements and there were even a few calypso rhythms hiding in the background as well. It was truly, truly wonderful. Another spectacular Haldern
moment.

“I’m the beard and this is the rest of the beard.”
RF: After this, The National brought their odd, navel-gazing style along to the party. The singer is such a strange feller, I really can’t decide whether I like this lot or not. I thought Boxer was a fine collection of committed torch songs and at times the gig came close to devotional but for some reason -maybe the strangely muted sound- the vibe of Iron and Wine is hard to shift.
DL: I can’t say they did that much for me. Basically they reminded me of Interpol without the uniforms. They weren’t bad, but I couldn’t say they were great.
RF: Tent time! The Gutter Twins are in the Spiegel Tent and this is not to be missed. Greg Dulli and Mark Lanegan do one thing very, very well, namely grizzled Goth rock with a bucolic edge. We liked the “Satanic Everly Brothers” tag too. It fitted their muse perfectly. Lanegan (standing with one hand on the mike, Ian McCulloch style) spent the entire show trying to stare people out (including our photographer) whilst Dulli conducted proceedings with vim, vigour and no little liquid. Once all the bewildered kids had gone to watch

DL: Another one of those Haldern performances that I was just glad I was there to witness. One thing you can say about these guys is they know how to make good rock music. Real, honest rock music. The indie scene has being doing well lately – although some would say it’s already ran out of steam – but the rock scene has been in a sorry state for some time now. What was the last really good rock album you heard? Mine was probably the last one from the Twilight Singers who…hang on a minute…that’s Dulli and Lanegan too. Anyway, they know that there’s beauty in dark places – they’ve lived in most of them, after all – and they really do create beautiful rock music. Hard and powerful, yes, but uplifting and life affirming at the same time. They turned the Spiegel tent into a cauldron of noise. Dark, brooding, oppressive and completely hypnotic. Quite simply, they were a class act.
RF: Over on the main stage, light relief was given by a surprisingly fabulous
DL: Many thought that they wouldn’t be ready for headline status yet and, judging by the comments on stage, they probably didn’t think they were either but they really stepped up to the plate here. Energetic isn’t quite the right word. Fabulous might be. They gave a blistering performance, culminating in a superb Apply Some Pressure, which received the loudest, longest cheer of the entire weekend and they even read from a little red book of German phrases from time to time. You know, because they wanted to impress. And impress they did.
RF: They are a great pop band, and tonight was made for their breezy raucousness. Certain reticent members of our team even shuffled through a few dance steps. Say no more!
Back over at the tent, Scott Matthew thanked us all profusely for playing Haldern and proceeded to lay down a very mellow set. It’s nice stuff, his music. A shame the audience didn’t really want to get too far into his vibe. Haldern was nearly over and there was a desire to cut loose to some rock and roll. Still, he was good and those that came to listen enjoyed the set thoroughly. Last up was Olafur Arnalds, quietly tapping his way through the
Interlude 4 “I can walk like Groucho Marx too, can you?... look, see, Groucho. I also like Marc Almond very much…You don’t take drugs? Tea and beer? This is not normal, this is not healthy. Mind you, I don’t like being hugged, no physical contact till we know each other better, please… I heard a door in the toilet open, the most almighty clang and a scream and a lot of rumbling, and you know? I swear there’s someone who fell into the chemical toilet. We’d better get them out. Or maybe someone’s in there naked but with a luminous condom. I don’t know. I don’t want to go in there yet….. Asking geese what they think of Editors is very unprofessional…. It’s not an illegal alien, it’s a squirrel…
DL: Haldern, you’ve spoilt us once again. Is it strange that one of my favourite places in the world is a field in
RF: Durch Elend zu den Sternen: (Per ardua ad astra), and till 2009.
Words: Richard Foster, Damian Leslie, Mariska van den Hoven.
Pics: Chris Mcdonnell, Damian Leslie
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